xmas party at hopita's house!!
madamjolie</strong> drank 15 everclears, 6 lagers, 3 coffee liqueurs, 9 aligator bites, 11 white russians and 12 sherrys.
madamjolie</strong> declared their undieing love for amarama</strong> before proceeding to nibble their earlobes tenderly.
madamjolie</strong> was by far the most pissed by the end of the night and even admitted to being
rather partial to the odd Coldplay track.
amarama</strong> drank 5 tequilas, 4 red wines, 12 aligator bites, 13 vodkas, 14 coffee liqueurs and 3 absinthes.
the room stood in awe as amarama</strong> declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over merlinswheel</strong>'s head.
hopita</strong> drank 15 tequilas, 8 white russians, an aligator bite, 10 cognacs, 10 goldschlagers and 5 aftershocks.
hopita</strong> bored everyone with fascinating stories about their collection of exotic french ticklers.
chryssfs</strong> drank 8 goldschlagers, 3 lagers, 11 coffee liqueurs, 9 pulques and 13 vermouths.
catbirdgirl</strong> drank 13 bloody marys, 12 sherrys and 13 aftershocks.
coffeeshopchica</strong> drank 8 white wines, 8 white russians, 12 whiskeys and 3 pernods.
merlinswheel</strong> drank 13 mescals, 8 cognacs and 9 ales.
ratphooey</strong> drank 8 mescals, 3 pernods, 4 white wines, a goldschlager and a poteen.
sillylilboi</strong> drank a pilsner, a white wine and 13 cognacs.
lurpy</strong> drank 15 red wines.
eccojedi</strong> drank 11 pulques, a lager and a brandy.
wackywallflower</strong> drank 11 everclears.
Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! Some bastards puked on the ceiling! madamjolie</strong>, amarama</strong>, hopita</strong>, catbirdgirl</strong>, coffeeshopchica</strong> had better stay out of hopita</strong>'s way!
Drunken fights, hammer attacks, glorious turkeys, ridiculous amounts of alcohol, sex, drugs and rock n roll
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