Swimmers are crazy. No, really.
- May. 8th, 2004 at 9:13 AM
I recently ordered some new swim stuff from Speedo. I received the package today, which contained the following pre-printed note:
OK, WTF??? I think the nice folks at Speedo have had their heads under water a little too long.
Thank you. No Really,
thank you - thank you.
Thanks for being you.
No really, thank you.
We love you loving
Speedo. Yeah!
You all come back now to www.SpeedoUSA.com
OK, WTF??? I think the nice folks at Speedo have had their heads under water a little too long.
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