For starters: Jim Lingo. Who knew he was hiding a big, handsome pile of man candy under all that hair? The evidence:

Before
When I first saw his new look I stood and stared. "Take a picture, it'll last longer!" he joked, completely forgetting just who it was he was talking to. :)
I don't believe I'd ever noticed this before. Certainly nobody tends to it.
Bitsy and Tino
Misc. Mellon Arena
Strange, random gumball machine at a strange, random suburban mall. Check out the machine on the far left --
It sells disguises! For .75¢!
Yes,

And last but not least, I'd like to wish a happy final moments of his birthday to