badrahessa, I've been meaning to post these pictures for about a month now. They're from when one of the freezer doors at The Co-op just randomly shattered. We were between contractors at the moment, so the door remained broken and taped up for probably about two weeks. Co-op employees, being giant goofballs, began decorating the papered-over door as though it were a cast on somebody's arm.
badrahessa, I think one look will let you know why every time I saw this door, it made me think of you.