John McCain, why won't you leave me alone?

In the past few days I've gotten at least a half dozen phone calls, and probably as many pieces of junk mail -- three today alone! -- exhorting me to vote for John McCain. Nevermind that I'm a Democrat, and have been registered as such since I was old enough to vote. Nevermind that I've actually volunteered for the Obama campaign. For some reason, John McCain seems to think that he can change my mind.

Well, he has.

Up until now I haven't given any money to the Obama campaign, being a proud member of the working poor. But John McCain, you've motivated me: from now until the election, for every piece of junk mail I receive, for every spam piece of email, and for every pre-recorded message clogging up my answering machine, I will be donating $5 to the Obama campaign.

I invite you to do the same.

Oh, and don't forget to let The Republican Party know about how much they're helping the Obama campaign!

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