He's gay. He's an EMT. He's also a funeral director (conflict of interest?). And, as I discovered after some guy came over asking if anyone had any weed to sell (no one did), he's also a cop.
It was pretty funny.
There were sideshows and games (I won an inflatable monkey!) and a burlesque show and even a roller coaster! Sadly, I waited to long to ride it; it went off the tracks and it was getting too crowded and too cold for me to want to wait around any longer.
Pictures ... eventually.
And clearly this is going to be the Halloween of Ashley Todd. It made me feel special to pass by *that* ATM on my way home.