In the last five minutes I've heard McCain blame the cost of health insurance on fat people (hey douchebag -- fuck you!), and now he can't stop talking about Joe Sixpack's cousin, Joe Plumber. And Obama responded by mopping the floor with McCain's ass, while just barely suppressing his urge to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.
Oh geez ... they're on to Roe v. Wade now. I have a feeling hilarity is about to ensue.