There's this masseur, Jack, who shops at The Co-op a lot. He came in last night, looking for a nail file. I showed him the manicure set that we had, but apparently it didn't have a nail file in it. Then he explained: he needed to use a nail file right then because some of his nails were snaggly and he was on his way to massage Teresa Heinz Kerry and snaggly nails simply would. not. do.
So I let him use the emery board I keep in my purse. And he promised me that he would tell Teresa that I helped. :)