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This is a picture from the Highland Park duck pond:

Highland Park duck pond

In case you can't read the sign, I'll give you a close up:



"DO NOT FISH FOR OR KEEP CARP." And at the bottom, in the teeny tiny print, there's a phone number to call to "report violations."

So today I arrived at the Highland Park pool to take a swim, and I noticed several people were fishing in the duck pond. I called the phone number listed on the sign (412-937-3871, in case you were keeping track) and spoke with a woman who informed me that her supervisor, a man named Evan, told her that it was OK to fish there. I read the sign to her verbatim, and she reiterated that her boss had told her to ignore any complaints, and then she gave me his number (412-665-3632). I called and got voicemail. Then I called the Mayor's Complaint line (311), where I also got voicemail.

Exasperated, I gave up and headed to the pool. As I went to enter the gate, I saw that there was a police officer standing there. Foolishly, I thought he would be interested in enforcing the posted rules. Instead, he too gave me the party line that fishing was OK, posted signs be damned. He even gave me his take on the logic: since the sign specifies that you can't fish for carp specifically, it you intend to hook, oh, I don't know, let's say a swordfish, but you accidentally catch a carp ... well, as long as you throw it back, then you're OK. He was less than thrilled at my questions about just who, exactly, was checking to make sure that the people fishing were throwing back the carp.

I don't doubt that I'll get roundly chastised for being the annoying person who wants to go to the duck pond and not have to watch people killing fish. But you know what? If the Public Works Department doesn't want people calling to complain about people violating the no fishing rule, then maybe they shouldn't have put their phone number on every fucking no fishing sign.


x-posted to pittsburgh (where I expect to get bitched out repeatedly) and pghveg

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(Anonymous)
Jul. 31st, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
Do you not have a life? Fishing for car =/= fishing for all fish.

"But you know what? If the Public Works Department doesn't want people calling to complain about people violating the no fishing rule, then maybe they shouldn't have put their phone number on every fucking no fishing sign."

You are entitled and selfish. I am sure they have way more important things to do than deal with an uppity vegan (and I'm a vegan!). This is where are tax dollars are going to? Really?

Go get a hobby, fucking seriously.
hopita
Jul. 31st, 2008 11:59 pm (UTC)
Oh how very brave, to post in someone's journal anonymously.
becka_mouse
Aug. 1st, 2008 05:39 pm (UTC)
It says no fishing for carp, meaning if someone catches and keeps a CARP they're in trouble. Other fish are fine, thoug.
cheychey79
Aug. 2nd, 2008 04:33 am (UTC)
These people are utter assholes
Hopita, do not let these people get to you. I don't think that they have the right to say such bullshit to you especially anonymously. Also, I don't agree with the personal attacks from other users. This is ridiculous. Hang in there.
becka_mouse
Aug. 1st, 2008 06:11 pm (UTC)
*facepalm* Okay, my comment came off as rude. I didn't mean to. I'm just trying to understand your post. The sign doesn't say no fishing for any kind of fish in the pond. It says no fishing for carp.
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