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It was just a Baby Ruth bar ...

OK, somebody explain this to me, because I'm not sure that I get it:

In the latest Activia commercial, two women are sitting by the side of a pool. One says she's going to go for a swim, and the other says that she can't, because she's feeling "irregular."

So my question is this: She's constipated so she can't swim? That doesn't really make sense to me, but if that is the case, then didn't she know that before she came to the pool? And if so, then why didn't she beg off before getting into a swim suit and getting all the way to the pool?

The only other possibility I've come up with is that perhaps she's afraid she's going to take a dump in the pool, though that seems like a really odd image for an American TV commercial to be promoting.


Also, I'm curious: does anyone get the movie reference in my subject line?

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scarybaldguy
Jul. 5th, 2008 04:13 am (UTC)
*dundun*

*dundundundundundun*
hopita
Jul. 5th, 2008 08:54 pm (UTC)
If I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
xpoetcrushx
Jul. 5th, 2008 05:17 am (UTC)
Maybe she's gassy and she doesn't want to fart in the water, alerting everyone to her uncomfortable state.
Other than that, dunno.
furious_mold
Jul. 5th, 2008 01:20 pm (UTC)
No, she's a lady.
I think the whole damn thing is sexist because I'm not afraid to fart in a pool.

nshipe
Jul. 5th, 2008 02:14 pm (UTC)
damn gophers.
hopita
Jul. 5th, 2008 08:52 pm (UTC)
That kangaroo stole my ball!
acrossthewalls
Jul. 5th, 2008 03:44 pm (UTC)
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion.
hopita
Jul. 5th, 2008 08:50 pm (UTC)
You buy a hat like this, I'll betcha get a free bowl of soup. It looks good on you, though ...
ratphooey
Jul. 5th, 2008 09:00 pm (UTC)
Not constipation, diarrhea.
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