Cock Ring Ken.
- Jun. 30th, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Through a random series of events, I ended up finding one of my favorite articles ever online. Note that it says it was written by "Don Savage." It kind of reads like it could be Dan Savage, but I don't know for sure. Sadly, the best line of the article got typoed; it should be "While Ken now has a cock ring, he still doesn't have a cock."
ETA:
Of course it was Dan Savage! Sheesh. Here is a much cleaner link.
ETA:
Of course it was Dan Savage! Sheesh. Here is a much cleaner link.
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Mine went to goodwill with a bunch of other stuff from my sister's. Shoulda ebay'd it with half my belongings before I moved to Europe, but y'know.