This morning, I went out and bought an air conditioner. It's increasing global warming even as we speak. I rationalized it with Opie -- I can't let a cat whose kidneys are failing and who has a tumor in his sinus suffer thought 90+ degree heat, now can I? -- but really, it was for me.
Cable television and high speed internet can't be far behind. Look out 21st century -- it would appear I'm dipping my toe into your waters.