How the fuck do people do this? How the fuck do people buy houses on their own?

I have phone call after phone call with people who want me to bring them copies of my pay stubs, and W2s, and everything else under the sun, and all I want to say is "hey guys -- I have a job, you know? I can't actually drop everything and schlep down to who knows where at the drop of a hat."

Ack.