Because I am a geek, I am now the proud owner of a pair of these:
I couldn't sleep last night and, since I was awake so early, I went to the pool before work (something I don't usually do on my early days) and gave them a try. I think I dig them. They make me feel like a Navy Seal. Or a duck.
Bad news:
Why couldn't I sleep? Because the surprise going away party I was organizing for
OK. I'm going back to work now.
*I always thought it was spelled "canceled." Google seems unsure.