First, the United driver got robbed. Then a little old lady walking outside The Co-op got robbed. This was immediately followed by me getting robbed. Well, as of about a half an hour ago, one of our cashiers -- Julie -- got robbed. It was a so-called "strong arm" robbery -- some jerk waited for her to open her drawer and then he reached in, grabbed some cash, and ran.
The best part is that he lost his What Would Jesus Do? bracelet in the scuffle. Apparently Jesus is into robbing natural foods clerks these days. Who knew? Either way, Julie now has his bracelet as a trophy.