Seven Words:
- Sep. 27th, 2007 at 11:43 AM
The judge said seven words to me:
"Not guilty. Not guilty. See the cashier."
It'll still be six weeks until I get my money back, but hey -- that means that sometime around my birthday, when I've more or less forgotten all about it, I'll get a check in the mail for almost $100.00. Sweet.
"Not guilty. Not guilty. See the cashier."
It'll still be six weeks until I get my money back, but hey -- that means that sometime around my birthday, when I've more or less forgotten all about it, I'll get a check in the mail for almost $100.00. Sweet.
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Glad you got let off.
Congrats!!
did the cop even show?
The judge actually said more than seven words to me. When they called me up he said "so?" and, after standing there for a minute, I realized that that was his way of asking me to state my case. I got about half a sentence out before he declared me not guilty and sent me packing.