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"In Bed"

Last night, I went out for Chinese food with my Mother.

Now, many people (Sprout included) like to play that "in bed" game with their fortune cookie fortunes. I'll admit to having done that upon occasion, but it's a game whose novelty really wore off for me around the time I graduated from college. Nevertheless, last night I got the best "in bed" fortune ever, made doubly ridiculous by the fact that I was not about to explain the whole "in bed" game to my Mother. And I quote:


You will make a sudden rise in life.

No. Really. I swear.

And in other news, if I don't hear from the vet in the next fifteen minutes, I'm calling them. And if I have an unsatisfactory telephone experience, I'm heading over there.

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starfall18
Feb. 1st, 2007 10:46 pm (UTC)
haha awesome. i love to say "in bed" after chinese fortunes, not because i am immature , but because i have a pervy mind. plus, i think it was my mom who taught it to me! hahahah
_aqualung_
Feb. 1st, 2007 11:05 pm (UTC)
I like the "in bed" bit myself.

That's almost as funny as the story of Sprout in the Bathroom on Sunday
starfall18
Feb. 1st, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)
of course you like the "in bed" part. that goes without saying. you're the biggest perv of all of 'em. :)
_aqualung_
Feb. 1st, 2007 11:30 pm (UTC)
You should have as healthy a sexual appetite as me when you're my age.
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