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Assassination attempt.

Just a public service announcement to anyone who sees me in person in the next few days:

I did not try to kill myself.

First thing this morning, Opie decided he wanted to jump up on top of me. He missed. As he careened toward the floor, he reached out and grabbed for me, slicing open my left wrist. Yes, in a straight line. Yes, across the artery. No, not especially deep. It mostly just feels irritated when my bracelets rub against it. Nevertheless, I'm aware what it looks like.

So if you see me and you notice it, just remember: homicide attempt; not suicide attempt.

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badrahessa
Jan. 2nd, 2007 09:05 pm (UTC)
your post cracked me up :)

furious_mold
Jan. 2nd, 2007 10:21 pm (UTC)
A few years ago, I took a drunken tumble and ended up with a nice couple of deep scratches on my wrist. Hooray for booze and concrete. Now I have two suspicious looking scars on my right wrist. I was a creative bracelett wearer for a while, now I just don't care. Maybe I seem more mysterious. (no, proabably: disturbed.)
(Anonymous)
Jan. 8th, 2007 10:15 pm (UTC)
Smokin Bad
You go girl! It will get better. Just remember that you're in it for the long haul. Kevy
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