Tell me about your friends list. Do you know most of your friends In Real Life? Who have you known the longest? When did you meet them? Who have you met the most recently? When did you meet them? Who are you closest to? Any lovers (past or present) in there? Anything else you feel like sharing?
My friends list is pretty big, but I would say the solid majority are either people I actually know, or people I met on LJ via people I actually know.
Hands down, I've known
The person I've known for the second longest amount of time (aside from
The IRL person that I met the most recently is probably
I can think of three former lovers on my friends list (do y'all want to be outed? I'm not sure whether you do or not, so feel free to out yourself in the comments if you're so inclined), and two more who used to be on my friends list, but are no longer (one is gone because he deleted his journal; the other is gone because he's a monumental prick). Then there are a good five or ten more who fall into random grey areas -- people I made out with at raves, the gay guy I made out with at a bar one night, the college friend I fooled around with once upon a time.
As for who I'm closest to ... well, the obvious choice is
So that's my meme. Feel free to copy and distribute it as your boredom dictates.