Now that election day is looming on the horizon, Rick Santorum can't seem to stop sending me emails. Every day it's some new piece of crap -- about how he's doing this good thing, or that nice thing, and blah blah blah ... and of course, no matter how many puppy mills he closes down, it will never change the fact that the man is fucking INSANE.
So anyway, today, stressed out and annoyed, I got yet ANOTHER little missive from Rick. And today, I wrote back.
You seriously need to stop sending me emails.
I wouldn't vote for you if my life *actually* depended on it. You make me embarassed to admit that I live in Pennsylvania.