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MORMONS!

  • Aug. 26th, 2006 at 5:48 PM
July 2006
hopita
OK, so I know I've had it coming for a long time now. In my long and chckered history as a prankster, I've sent Mormons to wackywallflower, n0thingman, unixd0rk, and at least a half a dozen others.

So come on, fess up: which one of you fuckers just sent the Mormons to my house?

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morrigan716
Aug. 26th, 2006 11:38 pm (UTC)
I didn't do it, but I attract them. Every time I drive past them on the street they end up at my house later that day.
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divinetailor
Aug. 27th, 2006 12:51 am (UTC)
similarly, i didn't do it either. but i'm reminded of Orgasmo suddenly and...er...thrustingly. ever seen it? it's absolutely ridiculous.
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hopita
Aug. 27th, 2006 03:57 am (UTC)
Haven't seen it, but I'll add it to my list.
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demonfire
Aug. 27th, 2006 01:13 pm (UTC)
You forgot to add me to the list of people you sent Mormons too. I wish I had done it, but sadly I know not your address, and therefore could not have done such a thing.
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hopita
Aug. 27th, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
And not just you but antiochbitch, antiochwhore ... the list is seriously too long for me to remember everyone.
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wackywallflower
Aug. 30th, 2006 07:14 am (UTC)
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no, it actually wasn't me. I've been too busy navigating LA streets and having an awesome job.

hope you enjoyed it, though.
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pghwob
Aug. 30th, 2006 11:21 am (UTC)
Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Pick Yo Sect
It's great, I give them literature myself ;P
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hopita
Aug. 30th, 2006 11:29 am (UTC)
Re: Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Pick Yo Sect
Please tell me that you've been trying to get door to door proselytizers to unionize.
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la_nuque
Aug. 30th, 2006 02:19 pm (UTC)
please tell me how to do this to people! (and i am never giving you my address, btw!) :)
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hopita
Aug. 30th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
Go here. Go through the steps to request a free Bible. At the end it will ask you "... May we arrange to have representatives deliver your free Book of Mormon?" Answering yes to this question is the key to getting real, live Mormons to show up at someone's door.
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