I'm not sure what we were talking about, but Cocaine Bob once said to me "Yeah, well, people in China want ice water."
Now, I'm sure that what he meant to say was that "people in Hell want ice water," but by far the funniest part was that he had no clue why I was laughing when he said it. He actually got really mad; threatened to hang up on me if I didn't stop laughing and tell him what was so funny ...
So thanks to Orange Mike (again!) for making me laugh and reminding me that, according to Cocaine Bob, people in China want ice water ...