Hopita (hopita) wrote,

Ah, Boston

My recent encounters with the armpit hair fetishist have motivated me to share my personal favorite armpit hair story.

In the summer of 1995, I went to Boston for a week to visit my friend Wendy. It was the middle of an insane heat wave, and I was lucky to be out of Chicago, because that was the heat wave that ultimately killed more than 700 people in Chicago.

At any rate, I was in Boston, and it was hot. I had (still have, actually) this little spaghetti-strap dress that says "easy" on it, and I was wearing that. I was going somewhere on the T, and all of the seats were filled, so I was holding on to the overhead bar. At any rate, when we reached my stop, the man who was sitting directly below where I had been standing said, in the world's thickest Boston accent ever, "Hey -- nice aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahmpits!"

It still cracks me up just thinking about it.
Tags: boston, hairy pits, weather, wendy

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