OK, I've got three words for you: cracks me up.

No, I don't think they're talking about me; I think they're talking about a woman who doesn't work here anymore (her initials are "CP." If anyone has her email address, please either pass it along to me or else email her that link yourself). But it was just the laugh that everyone here needed in the middle of MAD Day.

Too funny!

Oh, and also, the wire in my bra broke, so I'm enjoying spending my day being continually stabbed in the right breast. Fun fun fun!