OK, so it's been about 3 1/2 days since I've had a cigarette. Isn't it supposed to get easier now?

I've chewed through an entire box of tea tree oil toothpicks. I bought a new box yesterday.

peatasaurus came to visit me and we both cut our hands (but somehow missed out on the opportunity to become "blood sisters.").

I left a weepy and incoherent message for ratphooey yesterday afternoon which was almost entirely about our 7th grade homeroom teacher. And ratphooey is spectacular enough that she completely got where I was coming from.

Ah, insanity. Insanity, thy name is "Tobacco Free."

And why is the toaster ticking?