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Happy Nude Year

My life keeps getting stranger and stranger.

Tonight I went to the Giant Eagle to pick up my film from New Years. The envelope seemed a little thin, and it said something about there being a note enclosed. I pulled out the piece of paper, and it was some sort of form letter, addressed to me, personally, which basically said "we don't print those kind of pictures."

I'm thinking "what the hell?" because I was anticipating a roll of film of shit like people yelling "happy new year!" and riding around on bicycles. So I pull out the handful of pictures that are enclosed and look at them. They're of some woman I've never seen before, standing around in her bra and panties. I look at the negatives, and -- you guessed it -- the bra and panties are gone in the pictures that were not printed.

So to recap, so far this week I've dealt with a drug-addled check bouncer, a random perv with "a big one," and some naked woman who's probably wondering why she's got a bunch of pictures of my (fully-clothed) friends. Anyone care to place bets on what's gonna happen tomorrow?

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martinivixen
Jan. 11th, 2006 03:54 am (UTC)
sounds like 2006 is going to be an interesting year for you.
unixd0rk
Jan. 11th, 2006 04:15 am (UTC)
that sux
divinetailor
Jan. 11th, 2006 04:41 am (UTC)
uh...wow. i couldn't begin to imagine, except perhaps something involving dragons, transsubstantiation, monster trucks or cream pies.

oh, and maybe a rain of superballs?
_aqualung_
Jan. 11th, 2006 09:19 am (UTC)
ROFL
WFT Hope? Why do you get to have all the fun?
_aqualung_
Jan. 11th, 2006 09:19 am (UTC)
Re: ROFL
erm WTF
susanholmes418
Jan. 11th, 2006 11:40 am (UTC)
It kinda makes ya wonder who takes their nudie pics to the Giant Eagle...
hopita
Jan. 11th, 2006 04:37 pm (UTC)
Well, I couldn't say what kind of person she is, but I can certainly tell you what she looks like.

And here's my other burning question: When I told the clerk that they weren't my pictures, she had me fill out a form describing what my pictures looked like. I so want to see the form that this other woman filled out. What could it possibly say? "A bunch of pictures of me, on all fours, naked and grinning"?
caelidh
Jan. 11th, 2006 03:01 pm (UTC)
a little secret...
I had an experience that was sort of similar.. Although I got the cops called on me...

seriously.

It was at ..... can't remember the name.

I dropped off pictures.

on a roll of pics there were two VERY SEPARATE EVENTS.

They had pulled out pictures of some of my friends kids at a private festival .. (one kid was like6 7 or 8 didn't have a top on and her sister who was like 4 at time was naked..) we are Pagans.. so there is a less of an uptightness about it. It was just a cute picture of them playing the silly game Stiff as Feather light as a board.. whatever... totally innocent...

the other SEPARATE event was of me.. at a party.. I was clothed.. but it was more of a "costume" party and all you saw was my back in some lingere.

Needless to say.. they where threatening to press charges...

They were dropped though.

Ridiculous. Made me scared and more careful though.

Digital is wonderful in that regard...

sigh...

papilio_luna
Jan. 11th, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
I'm lucky in that I have a friend who is a photo lab manager, so I can take a picture of any old illegal activity and not fear about it being seen by the developer. Ritz Camera at the Waterworks, for the future reference of anyone who has some potentially questionable film to develop. I have been carting around a disposable camera undeveloped for like 5 years now because I'm terrified of what is actually on it.
hopita
Jan. 11th, 2006 04:43 pm (UTC)
I will confess that when I saw the thing on the outside of the envelope, my first thought was "did I accidentally get a picture of somebody with a bong or something?"
ookii_risu
Jan. 11th, 2006 05:42 pm (UTC)
*LOL*
hopita
Jan. 11th, 2006 06:09 pm (UTC)
Ironically, the only other time that I can remember getting someone else's pictures was also New Years-related. It was maybe three or four years ago. I'd taken in my roll of film from a New Years party at lurpy's house, and got back a roll of film of some random white people looking very suburban and Christmas-y.

And speaking of New Years at lurpy's, someone really needs to post pictures of that already.
ookii_risu
Jan. 13th, 2006 04:58 pm (UTC)
OH yeah... I don't actually have too many pictures from during the party. Zach has some really good ones... *lol* Maybe we can swap stuff online.

I'm so glad I have a digicam so I don't worry about developing anymore... then again I don't have a printer so it's hard to share them with others unless I put them on my snapfish account and then people have to become a member just to view them... arrrrgh.
suewan
Jan. 11th, 2006 10:20 pm (UTC)
I think that's so funny! Sorry that you didn't get your photos but you have to see the funny side of that. You know life is stranger than fiction...so you don't have those kind of pictures, Hope?!?
rachelmichellek
Jan. 25th, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)
holy crap! i didn't realize that was from your LJ!
hopita
Jan. 28th, 2006 09:34 pm (UTC)
Yup. Life just keeps getting stranger and stranger.
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