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The creepfest continues

Hey.

I was so wrapped up in Mr. Check Bouncer that I forgot to write about the other spectacularly creepy thing that happened yesterday.

At some point during the day, my cell phone rang and someone left me a message. I forgot all about this until we were getting ready to have our staff meeting after work last night.

I looked at my most recent missed call and my phone said "no number," so I didn't know who had called, but they had left a message, so I called to check my voicemail.

It was a man, with a deep voice (which I did not recognize). And here's what he said:


Wassup, Baby. Call me back.

[long pause]

I got a big one. Call me.


OK, so which of you bitches has been writing my phone number on bathroom walls?

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martinivixen
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:32 pm (UTC)
oh, sorry. that was me calling. I have a mild cold right now.

tee hee hee.
hopita
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
And what is it that you have "a big one" of?

Wait ... do I really want the answer to that question?
martinivixen
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:37 pm (UTC)
oh, you don't want to know. it'll ruin the surprise ;)

unixd0rk
Jan. 10th, 2006 06:06 pm (UTC)
lol
divinetailor
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:42 pm (UTC)
do you mind if i steal this icon?

i suppose if i was being properly piratical i would just take the thing, but there is a sort of honor among pirates, and i don't want to someday run into you when my mainmast is in splinters or something...
martinivixen
Jan. 10th, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
go right ahead. enjoy! Yarr!
ratphooey
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:42 pm (UTC)
Clearly he doesn't have a big brain, or he'd have dialed the right number in the first place.
hopita
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
Or, you know, not said "call me" and then left no way for me to do so.
divinetailor
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:46 pm (UTC)
why are obscene phone-callers so damn...predictable? i got a big one, suck my cock you slut, yadda yadda. *yawn* why can't we ever get ones who ask us to smear them with pumpkin puree and stick feather-dusters up their asses? that shows imagination, at least.
hopita
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:51 pm (UTC)
I encountered a mildly creative perv about a year and a half ago. It was a different approach, at the very least.
divinetailor
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:55 pm (UTC)
oh my. well, points for initiative, at least. still, i think you made the right choice. :)
trappedinabay
Jan. 10th, 2006 05:56 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha. Okay, it was me, I admit it.
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