Within about four minutes of my arrival at work, my credit card machine broke. I hung up signs, and idiot after idiot somehow missed them, so now I am actually wearing a giant bright orange sign around my neck which reads "CASH & CHECKS ONLY."
Ugh. See what I mean? Crap is so bad, it's actually absurd.
And tomorrow's MAD Day. With two broken registers. Should be all different kinds of fun.