You're a variety of hilarious and spectacular characters. From The Continental, to Bruce Dickinson, to Colonel-Angus (what woman doesn't love Colonel-Angus?), you are a true master of your art. Description defies you, only quotes will do:

"I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records."

"I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!"

"Only kidding! I have been sprayed so many times, I have developed immunity to Mace."

"No fair! Gary's biased! He's had it in for me since the minute I tried to eat 'im!"